1. The Oregon Ducks Jerseys
Oregon's steez are incomparable in the world of sports. The Ducks have 384 different jersey combinations, and I have yet to see one I don't like. Even if Oregon loses to their opponent, they will ALWAYS win the swagger battle.
Sometimes it seems like a big joke, but it's really just Blake Griffin annihilating the atmosphere as he abuses the rim. It's always exciting to have a guy with posterization abilities like this dude. Griffin is also charismatic and hilarious off-the-court, so we might as well be thankful for him as a whole.
3.ESPN's "This Is Sportscenter"Commercials
Being an avid fan of ESPN, I have come to a realization. If you are to write for ESPN, you must be one of the most intelligent AND witty people in the world. ESPN can literally do no wrong when it comes original content. I'm just thankful some corporate network guru in the 1970s thought it'd be a good idea to pour millions(now billions) of dollars into the Entertainment Sports Programming Network.
4.SEC Football
Cause it's not the Big Ten and it's just that damn good.
5.White Clutch Syracuse Guards
Gerry McNamara, Devin Devendorf, Andy Rautins. All three of them thought they were of the African-American variety, which was pretty comical. All three could shoot the three, which got ridiculous at times. All three didn't make it in the NBA. Thank god.
6.USA Hockey
Parise, Kesler, Jack Johnson, Kane, Miller, Rafalski, Bobby Ryan. The list could go on. Nothing better than watching a group of young American stud hockey players scoring ginos and celebrating like they won the lottery. It gets even better when they score with 20 seconds left, thank you Zach Parise.
7.UNC vs. Duke
It's the greatest rivalry in sports, and it is guaranteed to happen twice a year. Let's be serious, every either loves Duke or hates Duke. There is no in between. When these two meet it usually involves a 30 rack and a whole lotta of chirping. The best college basketball games EVER. This year should be no exception.
8.Anytime USC or the Dallas Cowboys Lose
Probably the two most hated teams in football. USC's just a bunch of pre-madonna's and the Cowboys are owned by Jerry Jones and quarterbacked by Tony Romo. What in the world could be better than these two teams losing in dramatic or embarrassing fashion.
9. Nike
Because we all know anything Nike is better than Under Armor.
10. Gus Johnson
The most ridiculous commentator in the history of sports. Gus Johnson could make a chess match look exciting. Johnson's list of ridiculous and exciting calls is about as long as Minute Bol. For every 400 times Joe Buck makes a boring call, Gus Johnson makes one life-altering one. He makes me want to jump out of my seat, and cry my eyes out in laughter. Every. Single. Time.
And probably the greatest call in the history of sports:
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