Reginald Buckner and the Ole Miss Rebels are at the head of the pack when it comes to names. (Credits: Andy Lyons/ Getty Images North America) |
All-First NCAA Tournament Name Team
Ryan Arcidiacono, G, Villanova
Reginald Buckner, F, Ole Miss
Carmelo Betancourt, G, Akron
Alex Eppensteiner, G, Cincinnati
Victor Oladipo, G, Indiana
Martavious Irving, G, Kansas State
Trevor Mbakwe, F, Minnesota
Hippolyte Tsafack, F, Memphis
DaMetrius Upchurch, F, North Carolina A&T
Je'Lon Hornbeak, G, Oklahoma
Bobby Capobianco, F, Valporaiso
Enoch Hood, F, James Madison
All-Second NCAA Tournament Name Team
Rasheed Sulaimon, G, Duke
Moses Ayegba, C, Georgetown
Junior Cadougan, G, Marquette
Mitch McGary, F, Michigan
James Michael McAdoo, F, UNC
Beau Levesque, F, St. Mary's
Jeremy Castleberry, G, San Diego State
Rakeem Christmas, F, Syracuse
Quenton DeCosey, G, Temple
Shabazz Muhammed, F, UCLA
Fred Van Vleet, G, Wichita State
Jared Swopshire, F, Northwestern
The Team With The Most Best Names: Ole Miss
Notable Names: Martavious Newby, Derrick Millinghaus, Cade Peeper, Ladarius White, Reginald Buckner, Murphy Holloway
Honorable Mention: San Diego State
Notable Names: LaBradford Franklin, Winston Shepard, Narbeh Ebrahimian, Jeremy Castleberry
Funniest Name: Je'Lon Hornbeak, Oklahoma
The last name alone is hilarious, add that absurd out-of-nowhere apostrophe-laden first name and you're in tears.
Wildest Name: Hippolyte Tsafack, Memphis
What does that even mean? How do you pronounce that?
Most Presidential Name: Reginald Buckner, Ole Miss
A guy by this name probably lost to Teddy Roosevelt in the 1902 election.
Name You'd Find In An Italian Mob Flick: Bobby Capobianco, Valporaiso
Capobianco was Joe Pesci's last name in Casino right?
Most Midwest High School Legend Name: Mitch McGary, Michigan
They probably retired his jersey after his sophomore year of high school.
Name That You'd Shove Into A Locker In Middle School: Jeremy Castleberry, San Diego State
Castleberry? You're kidding me right?
From Africa With Love: Moses Ayegba, Georgetown
Name You Drag On For Days While Saying It: Alex Eppensteiner, Cincinnati
EPPPPPPPPEEEENNNNNNNSSSTTTTTEEEEIIIINNNNEEERRRRR!!!!!!!
Most Confused Name: Enoch Hood, James Madison
Enoch shouldn't be followed a simple name like Hood. It should be like Enoch McNaultey or Enoch O'Sullivan. Do more.
Name That Flows Off Your Tongue: Ryan Arcidiacono, Villanova
Saying Arcidiacono over and over again is like the sound of swishing a jumper. Just beautiful.
The Name of The Tournament: Reginald Buckner, Ole Miss
Not only does he have the best first name, but the combination of Reginald and Buckner is just unstoppable.
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